Musings

HUMOR

Mar 09, 2018 || For Laughs

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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the pages as he turned the Bible. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed between the pages.
‘Momma, look what I found, the boy called out.
‘What have you got there, dear?’ his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered: I think it’s Adam’s suit!”

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Johnny’s mother looked out of the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.
A little while she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!”
Johnny looked up at her and said,
“He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”

 

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancakes.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
“If Jesus were sitting here, He would say:
‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said “Ryan, you be Jesus!”

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A family invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-years-old daughter and said,
“Honey, would you like to say the blessings?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.
“Just say what you hear mummy say.” the wife answered smiling.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
“Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”
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Photos: The internet.

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Chukukere Amarachi is an Artistic Nigerian Social Impact Advocate, Blogger, Communications & Media Enthusiast, Aspiring Social Entrepreneur and Trainer who promotes and believes in sustainable livelihoods for all. She seeks to inspires a global audience with her voice, business, community development projects and advocacy messages. Her Goal Building an enabling environment for great potentials to thrive. She can be really goofy and playful, is attracted to exotic dishes and locations and wouldn't mind owning a private jet, oh yeah! She's a strong believer and follower of Jesus Christ. For her people who cook, create, explore and travel have a spot in my heart ♥

4 comments on “HUMOR

  1. Totally agreed !

    Liked by 1 person

  2. ladychamez

    Yesso…

    Like

  3. Hehehe😂😂😂😂😂

    Like

  4. ladychamez

    Lol….

    Like

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